Here is a collection of important life lessons I’ve learned (mainly while working in childcare). They’re witty and fun, and there will be more lessons to come!
My job is great. I learn really valuable life lessons. Today is “Perfecting the Art of Booger Wiping”.
-4/30/09
Todays lesson? “Learn How Patient You REALLY Are”. Baby+ear infection. I’m convinced this is hell.
-5/1/09
Todays lesson? Keeping the children out of the mud and cleaning the mud the dog tracked in. Ugh.
-5/7/09
I forgot to say what yesterdays nanny lesson was! “Dealing with multiple children who haven’t had naps”. Oh yeah, it was a good day.
-5/9/09
Todays lesson? Coping with multiple children crying for their parents all day. It’s a sad Monday at the daycare 
-5/11/09
Todays 2ND lesson: Resisting the urge to nap with the children.
-5/11/09
And the lesson for today is: Removing sand from various…”interesting” places. Ugh, that was not a fun lesson.
-5/12/09
Today’s lesson was “Receiving Your Paycheck and Realizing You Worked More Hours Than You Were Paid For”. Fun.
-5/13/09
