Goodbye Nanny Nici

Sorry it’s been forever folks!  My lack of creativity lately has been terrible.  I promise to never leave you hanging like this again.

I recently had my last day as a nanny for a family.  I knew this day was coming as the mother is a school teacher and won’t need care during the summer, but [...]

A Favorite "Lesson Plan"

Lesson 1

1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the paper.
5. Read it for the last time.

Lesson 2

Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their:

1. Methods of discipline.
2. Lack of patience.
3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.
4. [...]

An Introductory of Sorts

Hello all you wonderful people!  Thanks for visiting my site, that’s pretty swell of you.  (Side note: last time you used the word swell?)

If this is your first time here, welcome!  Take a peek around and enjoy your time here!  Maybe you’d like to subscribe?

You can think of this blog as a giant story.  A [...]