Days of the Week

Today I have a day off which is both annoying an relieving.  I’m sick, so it’s nice to be able to just lounge around but on the other hand, it’s a Wednesday.  I hate Wednesdays.  So to have them off every week?  Lame.

Why do I hate Wednesdays?

Because they just exist.  There they are.  Right smack dab in the middle.  I can’t remember a time when I felt especially excited for a Wednesday or was relieved it was a Wednesday.  Let me explain it like this:

Monday. You’re probably thinking, “GUHHH Monday.”  But that’s the point.  Mondays take one for the team!  Mondays are the days that are like, “hey man, some day has to be the one where people have to get back to their weekly lives.”  You’ve gotta get up on Monday.  You have to get back to what you do.  It’s just…Monday.  And it has to exist and push our asses into the week.

Tuesday.  Alright, I think I’m getting the hang of this.  Monday is over with (such a relief) and we’re moving on with the week.  I’m thinking I can do this.

Thursday.  ”Tomorrow is Friday” is most likely the only thought that goes through your mind.  Perhaps you’re thinking of how great it is that you’ve made it (almost) through the week and it’s almost the weekend/pay day.

Friday.  Do I need to explain?  It’s the weekend!  Pay day, last day of the work week, and I don’t know about most people but I always get a really good vibe on Fridays.  Just the excitement that you made it through another week and have gotten to the weekend is GREAT.

Saturday.  Sleep in, stay up late.  Do whatever.  Day off.

Sunday.  Sleep in.  Rest, relax, do whatever again!  A bit of a nagging feeling of dread for Monday, but you know it has to come sooner or later.

Notice I skipped Wednesday.  We’ll get to that now.  What’s the use?  You’re kindasorta through the week and you’re kindasorta closer to the weekend but it’s nothing to be excited or happy about.  Wednesdays just exist, and that is why I hate them.  Plus, what a stupid day to have off!  I would MUCH prefer to have a Monday or Friday off.  That would be nice.

Oh well, stupid and random post but it does make sense.  Anyone else share my hate of Wednesdays?